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kaalashnikov:

never underestimate my ability to get violently angry in 5 seconds flat

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

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richardspeightjr-bdayproject:

valiantparadox:

Bonus:


Not a submission for the project (unless the original artist comes forward and wants me to include it!) but it’s too hilarious not to post.

richardspeightjr-bdayproject:

valiantparadox:

Bonus:

Not a submission for the project (unless the original artist comes forward and wants me to include it!) but it’s too hilarious not to post.

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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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zohbugg:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

(via dementorsinthetardis)

There was a scorpion and it’s disappeared and there are biting ants and long legged wriggly centipede things and spiders and bigass mosquitoes and wasps inside
I’m just an English girl I’m not equipped to be ok with this I can feel stuff crawling all over me
Maybe I just won’t sleep tonight
Maybe I’ll just stay standing in the middle of a room in contact with as little as possible

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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